Ever since the birth of Shit Girls Say last month, there have been about a million different offshoots, including (but not limited to) Shit Jewish Girls Say, Shit Hipsters Say, Shit Southern Gay Guys Say, Shit Sighted People Say to Blind People, etc. ad nauseum… and those are just the ones I’ve seen. Shit Nobody Says is definitely my favorite of the numerous offspring because it not only subverts the expectations of the meme, but it’s also suuuuuuuper funny. The statements seem so preposterous (who would ever want Papyrus as a default font, right?), but the actor delivers the lines so brilliantly deadpan that it becomes even more over-the-top. I love it. Enjoy!
Hi, My Name Is Kendall.
My Loves:My Canon AE-1 film camera.
Used book stores.
Cherry limeades from Sonic.
Listening:Bat For Lashes, The Haunted Man
The xx, Coexist
Usher, Looking 4 Myself
Reading:Jeffrey Eugenides, Middlesex
Watching:Dexter, Season 7
How I Met Your Mother, Season 8
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24 Before 251. Take the GRE
Read every Harry Potter book
3. Rendezvous with my parents in Scotland
4. Write a good short story
5. Go to the ballet
6. Blog re-design
Go to the Guinness Storehouse in Dublin
8. Start running again
Get published on Thought Catalog
10. Learn Italian
Take a train journey
Swim in the Blue Lagoon in Reykjavik
Get a tattoo
Hike Mt. Si
15. Buy a piece of clothing in Italy
16. Classic movie marathon
See a concert somewhere in Europe
18. Croatian vacation
19. Write one poem a day for one month
20. Sew a dress
21. Drive a car in the U.K.
22. Visit Stockholm while it’s snowing
Learn how to French braid
24. Make music