from out of left field:

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since when were mandy moore and ryan adams dating, let alone married?
i am devastated. so is my mom. we had a conversation via text that went a little something like this:

me: perez [hilton] told me that ryan adams and mandy moore are married. i am so pissed.
mom: i heard that ugly rumor. she just wanted a rock star or something. ryan, what is wrong with you?
me: he should have married me. or dean [my dad, a very big ryan adams fan], at least.
mom: bahaha. i will pass that on to papa.

but seriously, i’m very upset. jackie and i were googling pictures of them together, and it seems ryan has become exceedingly unattractive since he’s been with mandy.

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he bleached his hair blonde! it looks hideous! please, ryan, go back to your ruggedly attractive, reckless, drug-adled, alcoholic, rebellious ways. dump the pop tart and shack up with me.

zooey and ben are a way better couple.

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