me: perez [hilton] told me that ryan adams and mandy moore are married. i am so pissed.
mom: i heard that ugly rumor. she just wanted a rock star or something. ryan, what is wrong with you?
me: he should have married me. or dean [my dad, a very big ryan adams fan], at least.
mom: bahaha. i will pass that on to papa.
but seriously, i’m very upset. jackie and i were googling pictures of them together, and it seems ryan has become exceedingly unattractive since he’s been with mandy.
zooey and ben are a way better couple.