new year's resolutions.

i don’t really believe in new year’s resolutions; it’s just another opportunity to fail to live up to expectations. the few times that i’ve made resolutions, i always break them. some resolutions i will not be keeping this year:

+ quit smoking.
+ drink fewer than five cups of coffee per day.
+ spend less time on my hair.
+ stop biting my nails.
+ start exercising.
+ lose fifteen pounds.
+ floss my teeth daily.
+ stop being afraid to say what’s on my mind.
+ live in the present, and stop worrying about the future.
+ learn to say no.
+ take more chances.
+ let myself fall in love.

this will be a year of tobacco inhaling, extreme coffee drinking, narcissism, anxiety, laziness, flabbiness, dirty teeth, people-pleasing, worrying, being a doormat, playing it safe, and avoiding commitment… sounds like just another year in the life.

viva la 2009!

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